My biggest fan Joel McHale
Chet Canon from the Real World Boston
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
I Won a Soup Awards & My Guest Appearance
The Soup Awards 2009 Outstanding Achievements In Desperation Non Vehicular 2.20.09
My biggest fan Joel McHale
Chet Canon from the Real World Boston
My biggest fan Joel McHale
Chet Canon from the Real World Boston
My Guest Appearance Fox Reality Binge
So i got invited to do a guest appearance of Fox's Reality Binge in LA, it's just another version of the soup. Reading off the teleprompter was not easy, production kept on calling cut on me, srry guys im not an actor but i had a blast doing this skit. Believe it or not i was nervous as shit, even after being on a reality tv show, im just no good in front of cameras, well i guess that's one thing i need to work on!
The Soup Clipdown 12-19-08
What have i done...I am dumbfounded, Joel McHale simply loves my ass commenting about me after every episode i survived!
The Soup: PUA2-My Elimination 11/14/08
Sad news everyone - our friend Brian was kicked off this week. He seems to have learned so much and is now better equipped to take on the world. Let's see what he says about it.
The Soup: PUA2-Brian-"I Grabed a Boob & Ran away" 11/7/08
This week on the Pickup Artist - Mystery taught the guys how to touch women in a very pleasant way. But first, Mystery needs to know what kind of experience they had beforehand. Let's hear how far Brian went in touching women.
The Soup: The Pickup Artist 2-Brian-W-O-W- WOW! 10/31/08
W-O-W- WOW! I made it on the Soup Again, what a surprise! Ive been getting w-o-w messages and comments all week long. I thought people were spelling wow because I am A-W-E-awesome! Really I didn't realize I said that until I watched the episode over again hahaha....
My random line "Smokin Balls" made it on E! Network The SOUP
Joel McHale, the host of television's The Soup by E!, talks about Mystery and episode 1 of the PickUp Artist. Very funny stuff and the random things i said.
Asian Men & Penis Size
I was cruising the some forums while watching television...... and I'm sick of all these bullshit stereotypes about Asian men........ but the one that upsets me the most is PENIS SIZE!!! The most common stereotype is "ALL ASIAN MEN HAVE TINY PENISES"....
Not all Asian men have small penises..... some Asian men have large penises.... some Asian men have average penises......
It's the same for EVERY race and nationality....
So not one to talk shit without first backing it up, I will inform you of the thickness and length of MY penis
the size of my erect penis is 5 inches long and 5 inches in diameter.... I had measure it with a tape measure a couple years back because I read somewhere that your penis gradually starts to lose it's size after age 21, so I wanted to measure it before it got any smaller, lol.
A few pictures were taken of the measurement WITH the tape measure against the entire length of my erect penis AND around the diameter right below the "helmet".... just so when my penis withers away, I can look back at the pictures and say, "Where the hell did the rest of my c*ck go?" I have shown those pictures to a few of my VERY BEST FRIENDS and closest family members just for witness 'cause I'm weird and anal like that, lol!
Now a 5" x 5" erect penis isn't huge..... but it certainly isn't tiny.... thus discrediting the stereotype that ALL Asian men have tiny penises
You may have a larger penis than me….. you may have a smaller penis than me…… you may be the same size as me…… the only one that really cares is you
A lot of people think 8 inches is average..... I USED to think 8 inches was average.....
then I took a Sex Ed class in college found out that the average erect penis is just over 5 inches long and 4.5 inches in diameter....
Now if you do not fall within "average", don't feel insecure..... another thing I found out is that the female species only has nerve endings that feel pleasure 4 inches into her vagina.....
I WISH I KNEW THIS GROWING UP!!!!Thank goodness for sexual education classes…. Thank goodness for the internet…. Thank goodness for GOOGLE!!!
Most of all THANK GOODNESS FOR WOMEN, because without women….. men wouldn't need a penis….. =P
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