Q&A by popular demand

Ok so i was suggested to post a Q&A here, Happy four twenty everyone, im doing great if any better it'd be illegal, acutally its swamp ass hottttt right now but heres my Q and A to start off. Feel free to ask me any other questions and ill be glad to answer, im not on here very often so you can find me on www.myspace.com/nairbly or look me up on facebook

Q:What i currently do?
A:Im currently a student at Cal State Univeristy of Los Angeles

Q:How has my game been after the show?
A:I go out about 3-4 times a week now and usually go with friends or majority of the time i go out by myself. As far as my game goes im doing decent i still have sticking points here and there but ive noticed the more you go out and sarge a better you become. My first few warm up sets may not be the best looking girls but rather OWL girls that get my night going. I am improving day by day.

Q:Do i get recognized?
A: I get recognized quite ofen sometimes in the most random places. I was at a club taking a leak and the brother from another mother/bathroom attendant guy screamed your that asian guy from that dating show and litterally picked me up. Another time I was in vegas with my buddy Simeon and a group of 7 or 8 guys (or should i say girls to DHV myself hahaha but ill keep it real) had recognized me and Simeon was standing right next to me just as recognizable as me but they had said to Simeon "hey bro can you get a picture for us" and Simeon said sure. Then the guys had said to me we love the show dude and Simeon was standing right next to me but they had no clue who he was. I felt pretty bad for him, he was the winner of the show and should be just as out there as anyone else but the group of guys didnt know who he was. Recognition is always fun because you can tell once someone has that star struck "oh thats the guy from....." on their faces. The ultimate DHV to this is when I game girls that have no clue who i am or never watched the show before and out of no where random people that walk by scream out "Smokin Balls, or Your that guy from that show or your famous, etc...... my set starts asking me "who's that/ what are they talking about and i usually say something like Oh idk just some crazy people hollaring at me. Another time i was walking down hollywood blvd with a girl back to my van and i get the same comments and the girl im with says "everyone seems to think your someone famous" (so the whole time that i was gaming her she had no clue who i was) than i said "i am famous, half ass famous" I just think its the coolest thing when im gaming someone that doesnt know who i am but when others walk by the DHV by saying those comments.

Q:Do you still hangout with any of the other guys from the show
A: Yeah im actually friends with all the guys from the show now. I hang out with all the guys that live in socal Simeon,Matt, Greg, and Kevin, but Kevin just moved to Saratoga, FL. (I miss ya too my Asian Jew Brother) inside joke because were both stingy with our money and were the cheapest reality tv stars ever. I talk to Alex my favorite fat white on the phone, boy do i want to visit Oklahoma so i can meet his Scarlet Johansson look a like sister and eat mid west home cooked meals. I also talk to Todd from time to time, his doing pretty good and has got a girl friend now. As for Rian and Karl i talk to them on myspace via facebook. I havent talked to Tara in a good while and Matador and Mystery we hang out from time to time.

Q: Where do you sarge at?
A: I pretty much sarge anywhere a vagina is standing. When im at school or going out to a bar or club or Target and Whole Foods, sometimes resturants, or the girls bathroom line. Even if its a sabertooth ill do it just for the fun of it, because i still do get Approach Anxiety from time to time and by talking to anyone and everyone it really helps me to overcome my AA when im out at night. I like bars and lounges alot more than clubs because some clubs in LA i music is just too loud and you cant really have a converstation going on. I like to goto beauty bar, big wangs, the room, broadway bar in downtown LA these are all really chill bar/lounges with plenty of vagina and best of all its FREE no cover, i just hate paying for cover when going out. The worst is paying for like $20 bucks just to park your car in Hollywood, i usually go early to avoid traffic and sometimes ill be able to find street parking, im just a cheap jew like that sometimes, i dont mind walking either its only a few blocks and you can look at it as excercise.

Fart Deodorizing Pads

WTF Fart Neutralizing Pads...... So i guess Passing gas on a date is tricky or when she excuses herself to the rest room or when you know she makes that funny face and you notice she moves around and cant sit still trying to clench her cheeks and hold it in. Absolutely absurd but who ever invented this product just made squeezing out a fart worry free. "Subtle Butt" is a disposable, "fart neutralizing" pad that is made with odor diffusing carbon that you slip into your undies when your digestive system is at a stage 10 fart terror attack level to potently stank up the room. The question is what about the loud fart guzzling any noises an explosion may make? In this case I guess you're just supposed hope and pray that your gas is the silent but deadly variety for this product to work.

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Getting rid of a bff that cant understand were nothing more than just friends

i feel like a need to vent but i dont like when people judge and i feel like i can tell you this because maybe you can relate

its been about 3 or 4 years that weve met and weve only hung out like twice but i feel that your non judgmental and will understand

so i go out alot and ive met tons of girls that want to hook up and just have sex as much as i love sex i feel an emptyness after getting with a girl for a one night stand but recently ive felt like i want more than just sex whether its just a best girl friend to hangout with watch movies and eat ice cream together with, walk to the beach, goto the movies together or a night of ice skating or hiking a trail.

im so tired of meeting girls that want to just use me for sex. Even my bff of 7 years has just recently started getting frisky with me but she basically is my little sister and as hottt as she is i cant do anything with her because i dont see her in a sexual way or anymore than just friends and she doesnt understand, i really dont know any other way to tell her but than just say " honestly your a really good friend and just because i dont want to have sex with you doesnt mean im not going to be your friend" she still doesnt get it, she calls and texts and constantly blows up my phone to the point where im seriously scared of talking to her its almost stalkerish stage 10 clinger!

Ive tried my best to set her up with my guy friends or even guys that i see eyeing her up and down but than she gets mad at me for trying to help her out. She tells me "why are you always trying to hook me up with other guys, i just want to hang and have fun with you." We have the most amazing time together only thing with in the past 7 years ive NEVER done anything sexual with her the furthers was slight grinding and dancing at the clubs.

She tells me that im so fun and she feels really comfortable around me and that i make her laugh and the she can pretty much tell me anything and that im such boy friends material... I than tell here of course you can do all those things and open up to me on a personal level that you cant with most people its because your like my best friend. Than she gets mad and say i dont want to me your best friend i really like you.... As for me i like her to and love her like a little sister but cant see anything past friends this has been so hard for both of us because i would hate to loose a friend of 7 years if she cant understand that were just friend and nothing more.

I hate it when people attack me for not understanding things!

Dec. 20, 2011 Facebook Conversation with Evan... i did not understand the health conditions she was in and was trying to understand better and help her out but sometimes people attack you for some necessary reason. I wont lie and will admit i am a little slow learner but im very eager to learn everyday i learn new things from either friends and family or just random people.

So here is the conversation thread below (the letter "B" is me talking)

im sleeping throught it
i have sevre narcolepsy

Brian-whats that

i take 60mg AdderallXR 2x a day
like no joke
i'm prollly 1 of very few that actually legally have to take it

B-i have no idea what that is
B-but hope you get well soon

if i don't i sleep day and night and become depressed as i cant physically wake up to go out or do anything
its when you sleep and can't wake up
Adderall is made made amphetamine

i think its stress too
you need a good massage

mine id time released for 12 hours and I take over the state max

to release all the negative energy
off your shoulders

no i pulled muscles when i fell
i wasnt drunk, i was falling asleep while walking
i'm a medium i always have negatuve energy
not mine thoough

well you need to stay home and not go out if your sleepy

duh but i want to have fun too

well we can have fun when i get back
your a beautiful, smart, intelligent girl dont get swaollowed into the addictive personality

i'll ptolly be in china

drugs are just a suppresant
when will you goto china

im not addicted only to asians

good

i will swallow you whole and spit you out

please dont make me stick your fingers up my ass

no my brain has a chemical embalance and requres balance
it dorsnt surpress anything, it makes me wake up
google severe narcpolepsy

i did
you need to surround yourself around more positive people
so that negative enerrgy doesnt pull you down

no. ok not going to talk to you. you ar being dumb now
its not about energy
its about me not being able to afford my $2,000 monthly medication
to saty aawake t meet people or hang out with people with negative energy\

would it be better if you went through insurance
maybe cheaper

yeah too bad no one covers me
duh ive alreaady thought of that

bad credit?

no
fuck off dude really you are being dumb

just trying to give suggestion evan
dont disrespect me like that

google it and find out if they give people with narco insurence cuz they dont

ive never been negative to you

im 29 yrs old

well i did not know that

you are saying dumb stuff

all of a sudden your attacking me for no reason

because you dont know

how is it dumb

so educate yourself before you talk to me about stuff like this
its annoying

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Q&A from German PUA

German PUA: does ur life really change because of pickup artist bro? I'm this nice guy, who does everything for a girl, who shows too much interest and at the end of the day, getting dumped...even though i dance well

Brian:not really im still the same person

German PUA: but u just know how to play the game and i dont

Brian: just a little more confident and secure about myself honestly man be yourself thats the best thing i can tell you

Brian: well it may get you some ass but maybe not relationship material
like for me i really want a gf but all i get are friends w/benefits
i feel so empty after having sex there is no special feeling
like i really want someone that i can share my thoughts and feelings with
i just turned 25 and as much as i love this game i kind of want a gf to settle down with

German PUA: the thing is, i believe that every man is born to hunt..and in my life I'm 22 years old now, i had like 3 times long relationship till 2-3 years..and no matter how many person tell me that this game is not that good, deep inside me i still want to try it
its just like if ur parents say DONT PLAY VIDEO GAME!! and exactly that is what ure going to do i was bullied cause I'm small and things like that
and I'm in this "good guy" position..its like i have this relationship material

Brian: seriously do whatever makes you happy

German PUA: but at the moment, i want to live my life..

Brian:you can only be the best of yourself
Brian: than live your life have fun lol

Why i love pinays

They can dance, they're very cultured, smart, they'll take care of you like a nurse, hardworking but yet knows how to have a good time, some are amazingly musically talented and just great all around!

Halloween Weekend- Rejection, Blue Clits, Running Away from Bang Van!

I went out for the first time in about a month. Yes I did have AA and sarged alone but after I opened my first set I was lubricated and ready to go play ball! First spot I went to was a bar called Janes House this place had a pretty chill and laid back vibe where the music wasn’t too loud and you could still hear the other person talking. So I was there for about an hour or so and still couldn’t go up to anyone but I had my eyes on PokeHerHontas, I told myself WTF Brian lets do this your probably never going to see her again unless I hit it off. So I walked up to her and simply said HELLO! She asked me what I was and unfortunately I didn’t have a costume and just said I was Asian, than she replied with; “really…just Asian ive never seen an Asian with curly hair before I’m Mongolian and Russian” I responded with I love you chinky eyes (playfully) and she just started laughing, than I said come here and gave her a hug. I used the “if you and me had kids our babies would look amazing” and she was like “right…anything mixed with Asian comes out gorgeous” Her friend comes and grabs her and they say they have to go so I pull out we need to all party, we exchanged numbers, I gave her a kiss on the forehead, than nose, and a peck on the lips at this point usually when I don’t feel hesitation from the girl I usually hold the kiss for a little longer and attempt to French kiss. So yay I kissed PokeHerHontas and I had my hands on her soft and cool butt… I told her that I love the cool feeling of her ass it feels like when I reach for cool spots under my pillow lol. Her friends tell her that they need to go so I went outside with her and her friends and tell one of her friends that she is fun and im going to make her my new bff and that were going to all party together she than lowered her ASD (anti slut defense) and was at ease with me. So I ended up talking to my girl for about 30 minutes while her 2 other friends just walked back into the bar looking for guys to flirt with im assuming. About 30 mins pass and her friends come back out they say their headed to some Halloween party and had invited me but I didn’t want to seem needy and had to meet other girls…again I acted like I didn’t care and had the willingness to walk away… and they really insisted me on going but I think I rejected I felt like WOW that’s pretty WOW I turned them down. So after this set I walked over to Pig & Whistle, which is another bar down the street on Hollywood Blvd. At this point I was fired up and feeling like I had a 12inch cock and a 45 behind my back. I see these girls dress up as super Mario and Luigi talked to them for a little knew I wasn’t getting anywhere so I left and walked to the next table where it was a 3 set, Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, and the grenade was URSULA from the Little Mermaid go figure. So Ursula starts hitting on me and I flirted with her for a little just so the 2 other cute friends would be like okay his cool lol. Than I stand up goto walk to the other side and sit next to Minnie mouse and randomly two other guys come, I don’t know if they were trying to amog me or what but I sat down and started talking to Minnie mouse while one guy talks to the grenade I was like thank god in my head than we chat for a little the guys that joined us offered me a drink but I don’t really drink. At this time it was about 2am ish and the place was about to shut down so URSULA says lets party at my place LA suck everything clothes so early. Than Cinderella girl says I have work. So I think this isn’t going to happen but time passes and all of us starts walking to the grenades place down the street. Minnie and Cinderella were from out of town and were staying at their place. So right when I walk in my girl tells me that im sooo Asian because I took off my shoes than I said that we should always do that its more comfortable when in a house. My and my girl goes to sit on the couch while one guy went out to have a smoke with URSULA I was like YESSS! The other guy was with Cinderella at the kitchen table. So all of a sudden I just randomly lay on the couch with my head on Minnie’s lap. She says “your getting comfortable” Me: “you look really good for a white girl with barely any makeup on” Minnie says to her bff Cinderella: “I need to keep Brian his going to compliment me every where I go” Than I reach my hand around her back and kind of hug her and say I love your tofu soft skin, she was like okay I guess so thanks. Than I told her that she was tense and had a lot of tension so I started rubbing her back and she tells me that she’s going to change and gets in pj’s so the other guy saw me giving her a back rub so he started doing the same thing and his girl went to go change too. Than Ursula came in with other guy and the guy was like “Massage Slumber Party” So my girl came out in pj’s I got more sexual by massaging her under her shirt, good god her skin was amazing. I slightly massaged her ass and she didn’t resist or anything so I lightly caressed and grabbed her delicious badonkadonk and then ran my fingers slowly up her back than I did my scoop move where I slowly massage her sides right below the under arms before the b(,)(,)bies (this is my version of a compliance test), again she didn’t move my hands or hesitate so I knew that I was okay to now swoop in and cup a feel again she didn’t say anything so I continued on to do my massage than again kissed her on the forehead, nose, and cheeks and we French kissed. The other guy had Cinderella girl sitting on his lap while he was massage her and Ursula had the other guy massage her on the floor. It was 3am I think I gave Minnie Mouse “blue balls or blue clit” I said I had work tomorrow , which I really did and had to leave. Minnie was like work on Sunday…? I was like yea of course… I need to Work out so I can be SEXY aand girls like you will KNOW IT! I gave my final good bye’s hugged the entire group yes even the guys! I noticed when I went to go hug Cinderella she squeezed me a little longer and told me that we have to hangout when ever im out in San Diego… WHAAAT haha I had no idea why she said that I didn’t even flirt or do anything with her! So than leave their apt the grenade walks me out lol and say’s to me come back anytime and I was like yea just call Brent which was the other guy that came back with us. So its around 4am I walk back to my car and pass by the Roosevelt Hotel which there was another party going on and people were still trying to get in… I see another 3 set, Chocolate girl (black), Slutty School Girl (Asian), and Girl in Lingerie (Asian). I was pretty tired and was about done for the night but what did I have to lose right so I went in and started talking to them black girl asks if I have and blow or weed I just smiled and gave her a hug. Than I started talking to the 2 Asian girls and was like I haven’t seen my kind all night and they said “well now you have ” what are you up to now I told them I came from a friends place and was walking back to my car but had to stop and talk to my lost at birth sisters. I’m usually not into Asian but these Asians my circumcised wee wee come out of its turtleneck sleeve literally… I think I maybe into Asian now they were Hmong which is what Brenda Song from the Disney channel is…yummyness! As I can still hear the music bumping from outside of the Roosevelt the girls were kind of dancing, I kind of joined in did my cat walk down across the street and back and started dancing with one of the asian girls while chocolate came behind me and danced. Again I did the forehead, nose and lips peck, but when I pecked her on on the lips she pulled away so I turned to the other asian girl that was on her phone and grabbed her phone and said you look bored danced with her did the forehead,nose,lip kisses she didn’t pull away…YAY so we locked lips again I had my hand on her lower back slightly rubbed it and told her it was tense she said yea ive been in heels all night than continued to massage with my middle finger where the bottom spinal chord is down the her ass and said to her that she had ass for an asian girl she than said to me are you gay? I didn’t respond and continued to French kiss her and whispered in her ear if I was gay you wouldn’t be this lucky! She laughed than her friend asks where I parked they needed a ride so I was kind of hesitant to take them to my car because I drive a soccer mom/mini van I had a bad feeling so we walked to my car chatted and kissed a little more while school girl and chocolate were texting on there phone, I think they were freaked out that I had a mini van. So I took them to their car and all of them jumped out and just ran to their car. I think my bang van scared them off. Lesson is if I decide to pickup on girl/s on the street outside of the Roosevelt do not take them back to my car resort to calling a friend near by to pick us up but than again it was almost 5am but I did call one my Filipino pinoy boy that lived down the street but he doesn’t really like chocolates or Asians much like me but its okay tonight was a special night I guess. So over all i did not get to pound or close but i had a good night since a month from not going out. Thats all im exhausted its 7am im going to hit the sack, thanks for reading!

The Hot Crazy Scale

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The Hot/Crazy Scale (HCS) is a scale that helps men make the decision whether or not to get involved with someone. Although fairly simple, the HCS is extremely effective and allows a man to make a quick decision without having to spend too much time deciding. Before I go any further, I feel I should mention that the Hot/Crazy Scale was thought up by a damn fine man, Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. Yeah, I know he’s fictitious, but the character is awesomely manly.
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PORNO's

PORNO's

Back in the day I had porno on VHS now days all the kids have it easy, they got porno on the internet just the click of a button away and they don’t even have to work for it. All you got to do is just go and type it in like; www dot naked girls dot com and thousands of links pop up within a few second. Today’s generation of porn is all at your finger tips with all these girls in bikini’s, thongs, and nothing on in every sexual way you can think of while they’re touching their little vajayjays and shit. Its kind of messed up because back in the day I had to bring my uncles dad, dads dad, older cousins, or someone 18 and over to the liquor store just to buy some porn. For me it was either TV Novelas or Low Rider magazine and I had to jack off to that shit for at least a year and every time I watched porn on VHS I had to push the volume button on the TV to make sure it was all the way on low or no volume so nobody hears. My magazines and vhs to me was like my most valuable possessions. I would pop in the same VHS of Jenna Jameson for like six months and you actually get to know her and her personality and you get to see all different types of occupations and jobs she goes thru such as a student, babysitter, or store clerk and advancing to a police officer, a teacher, principle, or nurse. It’s kind of like getting a promotion and teaches young girls mannerisms and how to really become a better person. You see her do it in the bathroom, the shower, in the kitchen, and in the car you and you get to build an imaginary relationship and treat her like a lady. But now days these kids just go to the website and take porn stars for granted and don’t event know their names. They jack off to like 5 different girls in one day and just finish and forget. Sometimes they just fast forward to the part they like… you cant do that you got to see the whole thing and learn all the sexual positions and treat them like ladies, again its like mannerisms you can just eat dessert first than your appetizer. It is so dirty you cant just treat these porn stars like sex objects, you got to get to know them and learn to appreciate and work up to it. So first you have to start from kissing on the mouth, than you put it in the pu-cha-cha and later if your lucky you put it in the pu-cho-cho. Its all about the human connection and getting to know that porn star today kids don’t even have that connection or mannerisms they just fast forward to the part they like and already have their pants on the floor jerking off. People are born through a pu-cha-cha and through out life we try to go in a pu-cha-cha right back in and that’s what life is all about…Pu-cha-cha’s and Pu-cho-cho’s just remember that! -chinito pendejo chino

Sometimes sex is...

Sometimes it something, sometimes its meaningful, sometimes its caressing faces and fingers intertwine whispering little secrets in the ears. Sometimes a fuck is just a fuck, its grinding your shit and emptying you balls and falling asleep right after you cum!

Do handcuffs excite you?

Do handcuffs excite you? If that's the case it doesn’t make you weird or freaky. Research has shown that studies and surveys prove that American women have sex in many ways:

17% have tried bondage.
20% have used a blindfold.
30% have had anal sex.
62% masturbate (usually 3-4 times a week).
40% use vibrators.
14% look at online porn.
70% need clitoral stimulation to slide into home plate.
18% opt for oral sex.

Your quirks aren’t so strange or uncommon, so quit worrying and enjoy!