Brand new way to game chicks on POF...lol
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Friday, May 27, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
PORNO's
PORNO's
Back in the day I had porno on VHS now days all the kids have it easy, they got porno on the internet just the click of a button away and they don’t even have to work for it. All you got to do is just go and type it in like; www dot naked girls dot com and thousands of links pop up within a few second. Today’s generation of porn is all at your finger tips with all these girls in bikini’s, thongs, and nothing on in every sexual way you can think of while they’re touching their little vajayjays and shit. Its kind of messed up because back in the day I had to bring my uncles dad, dads dad, older cousins, or someone 18 and over to the liquor store just to buy some porn. For me it was either TV Novelas or Low Rider magazine and I had to jack off to that shit for at least a year and every time I watched porn on VHS I had to push the volume button on the TV to make sure it was all the way on low or no volume so nobody hears. My magazines and vhs to me was like my most valuable possessions. I would pop in the same VHS of Jenna Jameson for like six months and you actually get to know her and her personality and you get to see all different types of occupations and jobs she goes thru such as a student, babysitter, or store clerk and advancing to a police officer, a teacher, principle, or nurse. It’s kind of like getting a promotion and teaches young girls mannerisms and how to really become a better person. You see her do it in the bathroom, the shower, in the kitchen, and in the car you and you get to build an imaginary relationship and treat her like a lady. But now days these kids just go to the website and take porn stars for granted and don’t event know their names. They jack off to like 5 different girls in one day and just finish and forget. Sometimes they just fast forward to the part they like… you cant do that you got to see the whole thing and learn all the sexual positions and treat them like ladies, again its like mannerisms you can just eat dessert first than your appetizer. It is so dirty you cant just treat these porn stars like sex objects, you got to get to know them and learn to appreciate and work up to it. So first you have to start from kissing on the mouth, than you put it in the pu-cha-cha and later if your lucky you put it in the pu-cho-cho. Its all about the human connection and getting to know that porn star today kids don’t even have that connection or mannerisms they just fast forward to the part they like and already have their pants on the floor jerking off. People are born through a pu-cha-cha and through out life we try to go in a pu-cha-cha right back in and that’s what life is all about…Pu-cha-cha’s and Pu-cho-cho’s just remember that! -chinito pendejo chino
Back in the day I had porno on VHS now days all the kids have it easy, they got porno on the internet just the click of a button away and they don’t even have to work for it. All you got to do is just go and type it in like; www dot naked girls dot com and thousands of links pop up within a few second. Today’s generation of porn is all at your finger tips with all these girls in bikini’s, thongs, and nothing on in every sexual way you can think of while they’re touching their little vajayjays and shit. Its kind of messed up because back in the day I had to bring my uncles dad, dads dad, older cousins, or someone 18 and over to the liquor store just to buy some porn. For me it was either TV Novelas or Low Rider magazine and I had to jack off to that shit for at least a year and every time I watched porn on VHS I had to push the volume button on the TV to make sure it was all the way on low or no volume so nobody hears. My magazines and vhs to me was like my most valuable possessions. I would pop in the same VHS of Jenna Jameson for like six months and you actually get to know her and her personality and you get to see all different types of occupations and jobs she goes thru such as a student, babysitter, or store clerk and advancing to a police officer, a teacher, principle, or nurse. It’s kind of like getting a promotion and teaches young girls mannerisms and how to really become a better person. You see her do it in the bathroom, the shower, in the kitchen, and in the car you and you get to build an imaginary relationship and treat her like a lady. But now days these kids just go to the website and take porn stars for granted and don’t event know their names. They jack off to like 5 different girls in one day and just finish and forget. Sometimes they just fast forward to the part they like… you cant do that you got to see the whole thing and learn all the sexual positions and treat them like ladies, again its like mannerisms you can just eat dessert first than your appetizer. It is so dirty you cant just treat these porn stars like sex objects, you got to get to know them and learn to appreciate and work up to it. So first you have to start from kissing on the mouth, than you put it in the pu-cha-cha and later if your lucky you put it in the pu-cho-cho. Its all about the human connection and getting to know that porn star today kids don’t even have that connection or mannerisms they just fast forward to the part they like and already have their pants on the floor jerking off. People are born through a pu-cha-cha and through out life we try to go in a pu-cha-cha right back in and that’s what life is all about…Pu-cha-cha’s and Pu-cho-cho’s just remember that! -chinito pendejo chino
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Sometimes sex is...
Sometimes it something, sometimes its meaningful, sometimes its caressing faces and fingers intertwine whispering little secrets in the ears. Sometimes a fuck is just a fuck, its grinding your shit and emptying you balls and falling asleep right after you cum!
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