Tuesday, June 15, 2010
What do you think about Ass licking... yeah thats right WTF is whats in my head!
I dont get it... some girls and their fascination of wanting to lick the brown hole WTF why would you want to lick someone in their right out tiny asshole when the greatest place on earth is like a millimeter away! NO I will not let you lick my ahole even if you insist that we shower first!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
132 lbs. Doughy Girl Sexual Intercourse, Alcohol Malfunction Erection, Cream Pies
So alot of people have been asking me about my closing stories, WARNING this stuff extremely raw and raunchy maybe a little TMI but since no one really talks about their true experience here is my NC23 version (i guess its beyond 17 because im 23... anyways irrelevant) so here is one of my stories that i blogged about in a community forum. STOP reading here if you are one to be offended but if open minded than read on and enjoy.
132 lbs. Doughy Girl Sexual Intercourse, Alcohol Malfunction Erection, Cream Pies
It’s been a while that I’ve posted, I usually don’t post but want to know if this is normal or not... I may start posting more soon
I know this is pretty embarrassing but it’s probably happen to a few of you guys out there.
"Doughy girls" not fat but PHAT- Prettty-Hott-And-Tenacious women sometimes aren’t really that bad. As I usually don't drink well just sometimes but rarely. I’ve found that when I am drunk my egg roll can’t stand up straight and I’ve noticed this on several occasions, it’s so weird!... Normal or not?
(This girl did not know who I was being the fact that I was on the pickup artist show which was awesome)
Opener: Your fucking adorable (direct)....I can shake my A-S-S ASS better than you (playful/body rock), she started laughing.
(Saw that she had a big ass)... started bumping and grinding and literally picked her up and carried her to this chair that looks like a honey comb (isolation) dropped her down and started making out with her. (Was surprised cuz I did not build comfort what so ever)
Her friend comes over and tries to pull her out (interrupt) so I befriend her put her in the honey comb chair with her other friend and gave them both lap dances. After she knew that her girl friend was okay and cool with me she got up and walked to her other friends.
Time frame 11pm -Midnight
Anyways getting to the point I met this doughy girl (not fat but I guess they call them thick about 130lbs, 5'7) had an amazing time with her. I was giving her lap dances she gave me a few and nearly crushed my dick cuz her ass was so meaty, but after having a few shots I just couldn't get my fucking dick up (I usually don't drink). All the cock teasing was like a shiatsu massage on my back but this time it was on the jingle balls that so felt good. She was cute and I was actually turned on but just couldn't get it up.
At this point I knew she was comfortable and felt that I could do anything to her and she would let me, so I lightly caressed her cleavage and she didn't say anything to stop me, I continue to Kino plow her and pulled her right breast out of her top I than started sucking on her tits and her nipple (tasted like aquafina in my head) I said "you must shower in some filtered water" she laughs and I told her that her nipples taste like Aquafina!
Bouncing to another location.....
So I told doughy girl that I was craving for some Froyo let go get some... and she was hesitant because she didn't want to leave her girl friends, I told her we'll go for 15mins its right down the street on Hollywood blvd. so she agrees, I take her to go get some froyo, caressing her ass on our walk there (she was wearing a pretty short skirt) had my hands over her ass and I say this ass is for my hands and eyes only next time when were out your covering up its only for my eyes and yours. We get there and the place is closed.
Than we walk back to my minivan, yes I drive a soccer mom. We start making out, I give her a back massage and tell her that I’m going to give her a full body massage she says> we should drive somewhere dark, so I drive to a dark residential area.
Hoping the alcohol would wear off as she jacks off my pink egg roll with her mouth she was going at it for nearly 45 minutes and I still couldn’t shoot out any yogurt. then she tried jacking me off with her hand this time and I was starting to get hard but for some reason I could not cum (I think I might of jacked off the night b4 + alcohol = stiff cock but no cum) from her right hand it was about 15 minutes she asked if I was almost about to cum and I said no.
She was getting tired and had to switch to the left hand, another 20 minutes go by and I’m starting to get hard like a missile. So I popped it in her sausage wallet and poked her about 67 times where I was about to shoot my load. I felt so good at this point but I didn’t want to cum so early even though we've been at it for an hour or so. I pull it out of her pussy and she says "Oh my God you are Asians amazing fuck me" than I said "I’m not god I’m Brian, say oh my Brian" (got this from D.Wygant) than she told me to shut up and just fuck her. For 5 minutes I made out with her and had my cock in between her pussy lightly slapping her clit with my stone hard dick.
Every time I make out with her I would do EPS on her (I have to say thanks to Neil who personally showed me how to do this) cuz this works 100% of the time during deep sexual escalation to turn on her erogenous zones on.
I ask her where she likes getting ejaculated on and she says "idk anywhere" so I said "I’m going to give you a cream pie" (I did not know cream pie meant shooting in the mouth and had always thought it means shooting in the face). I’m still stiff at this point so I pull her hair and she goes back down to sliding her tongue like a tornado around my dick for another 7 minutes and boy was I about to burst a hurricane Katrina out of my cock, so I pull it out of her mouth and I super soaked my hummus looking cum on to her face. Then she wipes it off her face and slathers it on her tits. At this point I softened up and was about to fall asleep all sweaty and exhausted.
It was about 2am she had a bunch of missed called and text from her girl friends. So she called her gf’s and tells them everything’s okay and we went to the front of the club to go pick her friends up, dropped her girl friends at their car and I invited them to Monterey Park (great place for amazing Asian or American gourmet food for half the price of Mel's Diners) for late night grub they came with us and we all ate and talked it was a little weird cuz her friends knew we had sexual intercourse and they kept on giving me weird dirty looks turns out one of her girl friends know who I was and calls me out and I was like okay you got me! But it was all good at the end of the night. What an adventure!
132 lbs. Doughy Girl Sexual Intercourse, Alcohol Malfunction Erection, Cream Pies
It’s been a while that I’ve posted, I usually don’t post but want to know if this is normal or not... I may start posting more soon
I know this is pretty embarrassing but it’s probably happen to a few of you guys out there.
"Doughy girls" not fat but PHAT- Prettty-Hott-And-Tenacious women sometimes aren’t really that bad. As I usually don't drink well just sometimes but rarely. I’ve found that when I am drunk my egg roll can’t stand up straight and I’ve noticed this on several occasions, it’s so weird!... Normal or not?
(This girl did not know who I was being the fact that I was on the pickup artist show which was awesome)
Opener: Your fucking adorable (direct)....I can shake my A-S-S ASS better than you (playful/body rock), she started laughing.
(Saw that she had a big ass)... started bumping and grinding and literally picked her up and carried her to this chair that looks like a honey comb (isolation) dropped her down and started making out with her. (Was surprised cuz I did not build comfort what so ever)
Her friend comes over and tries to pull her out (interrupt) so I befriend her put her in the honey comb chair with her other friend and gave them both lap dances. After she knew that her girl friend was okay and cool with me she got up and walked to her other friends.
Time frame 11pm -Midnight
Anyways getting to the point I met this doughy girl (not fat but I guess they call them thick about 130lbs, 5'7) had an amazing time with her. I was giving her lap dances she gave me a few and nearly crushed my dick cuz her ass was so meaty, but after having a few shots I just couldn't get my fucking dick up (I usually don't drink). All the cock teasing was like a shiatsu massage on my back but this time it was on the jingle balls that so felt good. She was cute and I was actually turned on but just couldn't get it up.
At this point I knew she was comfortable and felt that I could do anything to her and she would let me, so I lightly caressed her cleavage and she didn't say anything to stop me, I continue to Kino plow her and pulled her right breast out of her top I than started sucking on her tits and her nipple (tasted like aquafina in my head) I said "you must shower in some filtered water" she laughs and I told her that her nipples taste like Aquafina!
Bouncing to another location.....
So I told doughy girl that I was craving for some Froyo let go get some... and she was hesitant because she didn't want to leave her girl friends, I told her we'll go for 15mins its right down the street on Hollywood blvd. so she agrees, I take her to go get some froyo, caressing her ass on our walk there (she was wearing a pretty short skirt) had my hands over her ass and I say this ass is for my hands and eyes only next time when were out your covering up its only for my eyes and yours. We get there and the place is closed.
Than we walk back to my minivan, yes I drive a soccer mom. We start making out, I give her a back massage and tell her that I’m going to give her a full body massage she says> we should drive somewhere dark, so I drive to a dark residential area.
Hoping the alcohol would wear off as she jacks off my pink egg roll with her mouth she was going at it for nearly 45 minutes and I still couldn’t shoot out any yogurt. then she tried jacking me off with her hand this time and I was starting to get hard but for some reason I could not cum (I think I might of jacked off the night b4 + alcohol = stiff cock but no cum) from her right hand it was about 15 minutes she asked if I was almost about to cum and I said no.
She was getting tired and had to switch to the left hand, another 20 minutes go by and I’m starting to get hard like a missile. So I popped it in her sausage wallet and poked her about 67 times where I was about to shoot my load. I felt so good at this point but I didn’t want to cum so early even though we've been at it for an hour or so. I pull it out of her pussy and she says "Oh my God you are Asians amazing fuck me" than I said "I’m not god I’m Brian, say oh my Brian" (got this from D.Wygant) than she told me to shut up and just fuck her. For 5 minutes I made out with her and had my cock in between her pussy lightly slapping her clit with my stone hard dick.
Every time I make out with her I would do EPS on her (I have to say thanks to Neil who personally showed me how to do this) cuz this works 100% of the time during deep sexual escalation to turn on her erogenous zones on.
I ask her where she likes getting ejaculated on and she says "idk anywhere" so I said "I’m going to give you a cream pie" (I did not know cream pie meant shooting in the mouth and had always thought it means shooting in the face). I’m still stiff at this point so I pull her hair and she goes back down to sliding her tongue like a tornado around my dick for another 7 minutes and boy was I about to burst a hurricane Katrina out of my cock, so I pull it out of her mouth and I super soaked my hummus looking cum on to her face. Then she wipes it off her face and slathers it on her tits. At this point I softened up and was about to fall asleep all sweaty and exhausted.
It was about 2am she had a bunch of missed called and text from her girl friends. So she called her gf’s and tells them everything’s okay and we went to the front of the club to go pick her friends up, dropped her girl friends at their car and I invited them to Monterey Park (great place for amazing Asian or American gourmet food for half the price of Mel's Diners) for late night grub they came with us and we all ate and talked it was a little weird cuz her friends knew we had sexual intercourse and they kept on giving me weird dirty looks turns out one of her girl friends know who I was and calls me out and I was like okay you got me! But it was all good at the end of the night. What an adventure!
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