Halloween Weekend- Rejection, Blue Clits, Running Away from Bang Van!

I went out for the first time in about a month. Yes I did have AA and sarged alone but after I opened my first set I was lubricated and ready to go play ball! First spot I went to was a bar called Janes House this place had a pretty chill and laid back vibe where the music wasn’t too loud and you could still hear the other person talking. So I was there for about an hour or so and still couldn’t go up to anyone but I had my eyes on PokeHerHontas, I told myself WTF Brian lets do this your probably never going to see her again unless I hit it off. So I walked up to her and simply said HELLO! She asked me what I was and unfortunately I didn’t have a costume and just said I was Asian, than she replied with; “really…just Asian ive never seen an Asian with curly hair before I’m Mongolian and Russian” I responded with I love you chinky eyes (playfully) and she just started laughing, than I said come here and gave her a hug. I used the “if you and me had kids our babies would look amazing” and she was like “right…anything mixed with Asian comes out gorgeous” Her friend comes and grabs her and they say they have to go so I pull out we need to all party, we exchanged numbers, I gave her a kiss on the forehead, than nose, and a peck on the lips at this point usually when I don’t feel hesitation from the girl I usually hold the kiss for a little longer and attempt to French kiss. So yay I kissed PokeHerHontas and I had my hands on her soft and cool butt… I told her that I love the cool feeling of her ass it feels like when I reach for cool spots under my pillow lol. Her friends tell her that they need to go so I went outside with her and her friends and tell one of her friends that she is fun and im going to make her my new bff and that were going to all party together she than lowered her ASD (anti slut defense) and was at ease with me. So I ended up talking to my girl for about 30 minutes while her 2 other friends just walked back into the bar looking for guys to flirt with im assuming. About 30 mins pass and her friends come back out they say their headed to some Halloween party and had invited me but I didn’t want to seem needy and had to meet other girls…again I acted like I didn’t care and had the willingness to walk away… and they really insisted me on going but I think I rejected I felt like WOW that’s pretty WOW I turned them down. So after this set I walked over to Pig & Whistle, which is another bar down the street on Hollywood Blvd. At this point I was fired up and feeling like I had a 12inch cock and a 45 behind my back. I see these girls dress up as super Mario and Luigi talked to them for a little knew I wasn’t getting anywhere so I left and walked to the next table where it was a 3 set, Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, and the grenade was URSULA from the Little Mermaid go figure. So Ursula starts hitting on me and I flirted with her for a little just so the 2 other cute friends would be like okay his cool lol. Than I stand up goto walk to the other side and sit next to Minnie mouse and randomly two other guys come, I don’t know if they were trying to amog me or what but I sat down and started talking to Minnie mouse while one guy talks to the grenade I was like thank god in my head than we chat for a little the guys that joined us offered me a drink but I don’t really drink. At this time it was about 2am ish and the place was about to shut down so URSULA says lets party at my place LA suck everything clothes so early. Than Cinderella girl says I have work. So I think this isn’t going to happen but time passes and all of us starts walking to the grenades place down the street. Minnie and Cinderella were from out of town and were staying at their place. So right when I walk in my girl tells me that im sooo Asian because I took off my shoes than I said that we should always do that its more comfortable when in a house. My and my girl goes to sit on the couch while one guy went out to have a smoke with URSULA I was like YESSS! The other guy was with Cinderella at the kitchen table. So all of a sudden I just randomly lay on the couch with my head on Minnie’s lap. She says “your getting comfortable” Me: “you look really good for a white girl with barely any makeup on” Minnie says to her bff Cinderella: “I need to keep Brian his going to compliment me every where I go” Than I reach my hand around her back and kind of hug her and say I love your tofu soft skin, she was like okay I guess so thanks. Than I told her that she was tense and had a lot of tension so I started rubbing her back and she tells me that she’s going to change and gets in pj’s so the other guy saw me giving her a back rub so he started doing the same thing and his girl went to go change too. Than Ursula came in with other guy and the guy was like “Massage Slumber Party” So my girl came out in pj’s I got more sexual by massaging her under her shirt, good god her skin was amazing. I slightly massaged her ass and she didn’t resist or anything so I lightly caressed and grabbed her delicious badonkadonk and then ran my fingers slowly up her back than I did my scoop move where I slowly massage her sides right below the under arms before the b(,)(,)bies (this is my version of a compliance test), again she didn’t move my hands or hesitate so I knew that I was okay to now swoop in and cup a feel again she didn’t say anything so I continued on to do my massage than again kissed her on the forehead, nose, and cheeks and we French kissed. The other guy had Cinderella girl sitting on his lap while he was massage her and Ursula had the other guy massage her on the floor. It was 3am I think I gave Minnie Mouse “blue balls or blue clit” I said I had work tomorrow , which I really did and had to leave. Minnie was like work on Sunday…? I was like yea of course… I need to Work out so I can be SEXY aand girls like you will KNOW IT! I gave my final good bye’s hugged the entire group yes even the guys! I noticed when I went to go hug Cinderella she squeezed me a little longer and told me that we have to hangout when ever im out in San Diego… WHAAAT haha I had no idea why she said that I didn’t even flirt or do anything with her! So than leave their apt the grenade walks me out lol and say’s to me come back anytime and I was like yea just call Brent which was the other guy that came back with us. So its around 4am I walk back to my car and pass by the Roosevelt Hotel which there was another party going on and people were still trying to get in… I see another 3 set, Chocolate girl (black), Slutty School Girl (Asian), and Girl in Lingerie (Asian). I was pretty tired and was about done for the night but what did I have to lose right so I went in and started talking to them black girl asks if I have and blow or weed I just smiled and gave her a hug. Than I started talking to the 2 Asian girls and was like I haven’t seen my kind all night and they said “well now you have ” what are you up to now I told them I came from a friends place and was walking back to my car but had to stop and talk to my lost at birth sisters. I’m usually not into Asian but these Asians my circumcised wee wee come out of its turtleneck sleeve literally… I think I maybe into Asian now they were Hmong which is what Brenda Song from the Disney channel is…yummyness! As I can still hear the music bumping from outside of the Roosevelt the girls were kind of dancing, I kind of joined in did my cat walk down across the street and back and started dancing with one of the asian girls while chocolate came behind me and danced. Again I did the forehead, nose and lips peck, but when I pecked her on on the lips she pulled away so I turned to the other asian girl that was on her phone and grabbed her phone and said you look bored danced with her did the forehead,nose,lip kisses she didn’t pull away…YAY so we locked lips again I had my hand on her lower back slightly rubbed it and told her it was tense she said yea ive been in heels all night than continued to massage with my middle finger where the bottom spinal chord is down the her ass and said to her that she had ass for an asian girl she than said to me are you gay? I didn’t respond and continued to French kiss her and whispered in her ear if I was gay you wouldn’t be this lucky! She laughed than her friend asks where I parked they needed a ride so I was kind of hesitant to take them to my car because I drive a soccer mom/mini van I had a bad feeling so we walked to my car chatted and kissed a little more while school girl and chocolate were texting on there phone, I think they were freaked out that I had a mini van. So I took them to their car and all of them jumped out and just ran to their car. I think my bang van scared them off. Lesson is if I decide to pickup on girl/s on the street outside of the Roosevelt do not take them back to my car resort to calling a friend near by to pick us up but than again it was almost 5am but I did call one my Filipino pinoy boy that lived down the street but he doesn’t really like chocolates or Asians much like me but its okay tonight was a special night I guess. So over all i did not get to pound or close but i had a good night since a month from not going out. Thats all im exhausted its 7am im going to hit the sack, thanks for reading!

The Hot Crazy Scale

Man-Stuff

The Hot/Crazy Scale (HCS) is a scale that helps men make the decision whether or not to get involved with someone. Although fairly simple, the HCS is extremely effective and allows a man to make a quick decision without having to spend too much time deciding. Before I go any further, I feel I should mention that the Hot/Crazy Scale was thought up by a damn fine man, Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother. Yeah, I know he’s fictitious, but the character is awesomely manly.
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