Q&A by popular demand

Ok so i was suggested to post a Q&A here, Happy four twenty everyone, im doing great if any better it'd be illegal, acutally its swamp ass hottttt right now but heres my Q and A to start off. Feel free to ask me any other questions and ill be glad to answer, im not on here very often so you can find me on www.myspace.com/nairbly or look me up on facebook

Q:What i currently do?
A:Im currently a student at Cal State Univeristy of Los Angeles

Q:How has my game been after the show?
A:I go out about 3-4 times a week now and usually go with friends or majority of the time i go out by myself. As far as my game goes im doing decent i still have sticking points here and there but ive noticed the more you go out and sarge a better you become. My first few warm up sets may not be the best looking girls but rather OWL girls that get my night going. I am improving day by day.

Q:Do i get recognized?
A: I get recognized quite ofen sometimes in the most random places. I was at a club taking a leak and the brother from another mother/bathroom attendant guy screamed your that asian guy from that dating show and litterally picked me up. Another time I was in vegas with my buddy Simeon and a group of 7 or 8 guys (or should i say girls to DHV myself hahaha but ill keep it real) had recognized me and Simeon was standing right next to me just as recognizable as me but they had said to Simeon "hey bro can you get a picture for us" and Simeon said sure. Then the guys had said to me we love the show dude and Simeon was standing right next to me but they had no clue who he was. I felt pretty bad for him, he was the winner of the show and should be just as out there as anyone else but the group of guys didnt know who he was. Recognition is always fun because you can tell once someone has that star struck "oh thats the guy from....." on their faces. The ultimate DHV to this is when I game girls that have no clue who i am or never watched the show before and out of no where random people that walk by scream out "Smokin Balls, or Your that guy from that show or your famous, etc...... my set starts asking me "who's that/ what are they talking about and i usually say something like Oh idk just some crazy people hollaring at me. Another time i was walking down hollywood blvd with a girl back to my van and i get the same comments and the girl im with says "everyone seems to think your someone famous" (so the whole time that i was gaming her she had no clue who i was) than i said "i am famous, half ass famous" I just think its the coolest thing when im gaming someone that doesnt know who i am but when others walk by the DHV by saying those comments.

Q:Do you still hangout with any of the other guys from the show
A: Yeah im actually friends with all the guys from the show now. I hang out with all the guys that live in socal Simeon,Matt, Greg, and Kevin, but Kevin just moved to Saratoga, FL. (I miss ya too my Asian Jew Brother) inside joke because were both stingy with our money and were the cheapest reality tv stars ever. I talk to Alex my favorite fat white on the phone, boy do i want to visit Oklahoma so i can meet his Scarlet Johansson look a like sister and eat mid west home cooked meals. I also talk to Todd from time to time, his doing pretty good and has got a girl friend now. As for Rian and Karl i talk to them on myspace via facebook. I havent talked to Tara in a good while and Matador and Mystery we hang out from time to time.

Q: Where do you sarge at?
A: I pretty much sarge anywhere a vagina is standing. When im at school or going out to a bar or club or Target and Whole Foods, sometimes resturants, or the girls bathroom line. Even if its a sabertooth ill do it just for the fun of it, because i still do get Approach Anxiety from time to time and by talking to anyone and everyone it really helps me to overcome my AA when im out at night. I like bars and lounges alot more than clubs because some clubs in LA i music is just too loud and you cant really have a converstation going on. I like to goto beauty bar, big wangs, the room, broadway bar in downtown LA these are all really chill bar/lounges with plenty of vagina and best of all its FREE no cover, i just hate paying for cover when going out. The worst is paying for like $20 bucks just to park your car in Hollywood, i usually go early to avoid traffic and sometimes ill be able to find street parking, im just a cheap jew like that sometimes, i dont mind walking either its only a few blocks and you can look at it as excercise.

Fart Deodorizing Pads

WTF Fart Neutralizing Pads...... So i guess Passing gas on a date is tricky or when she excuses herself to the rest room or when you know she makes that funny face and you notice she moves around and cant sit still trying to clench her cheeks and hold it in. Absolutely absurd but who ever invented this product just made squeezing out a fart worry free. "Subtle Butt" is a disposable, "fart neutralizing" pad that is made with odor diffusing carbon that you slip into your undies when your digestive system is at a stage 10 fart terror attack level to potently stank up the room. The question is what about the loud fart guzzling any noises an explosion may make? In this case I guess you're just supposed hope and pray that your gas is the silent but deadly variety for this product to work.

http://solutionsthatstick.com/subtle-butt-disposable-gas-neutralizers-8

Getting rid of a bff that cant understand were nothing more than just friends

i feel like a need to vent but i dont like when people judge and i feel like i can tell you this because maybe you can relate

its been about 3 or 4 years that weve met and weve only hung out like twice but i feel that your non judgmental and will understand

so i go out alot and ive met tons of girls that want to hook up and just have sex as much as i love sex i feel an emptyness after getting with a girl for a one night stand but recently ive felt like i want more than just sex whether its just a best girl friend to hangout with watch movies and eat ice cream together with, walk to the beach, goto the movies together or a night of ice skating or hiking a trail.

im so tired of meeting girls that want to just use me for sex. Even my bff of 7 years has just recently started getting frisky with me but she basically is my little sister and as hottt as she is i cant do anything with her because i dont see her in a sexual way or anymore than just friends and she doesnt understand, i really dont know any other way to tell her but than just say " honestly your a really good friend and just because i dont want to have sex with you doesnt mean im not going to be your friend" she still doesnt get it, she calls and texts and constantly blows up my phone to the point where im seriously scared of talking to her its almost stalkerish stage 10 clinger!

Ive tried my best to set her up with my guy friends or even guys that i see eyeing her up and down but than she gets mad at me for trying to help her out. She tells me "why are you always trying to hook me up with other guys, i just want to hang and have fun with you." We have the most amazing time together only thing with in the past 7 years ive NEVER done anything sexual with her the furthers was slight grinding and dancing at the clubs.

She tells me that im so fun and she feels really comfortable around me and that i make her laugh and the she can pretty much tell me anything and that im such boy friends material... I than tell here of course you can do all those things and open up to me on a personal level that you cant with most people its because your like my best friend. Than she gets mad and say i dont want to me your best friend i really like you.... As for me i like her to and love her like a little sister but cant see anything past friends this has been so hard for both of us because i would hate to loose a friend of 7 years if she cant understand that were just friend and nothing more.

I hate it when people attack me for not understanding things!

Dec. 20, 2011 Facebook Conversation with Evan... i did not understand the health conditions she was in and was trying to understand better and help her out but sometimes people attack you for some necessary reason. I wont lie and will admit i am a little slow learner but im very eager to learn everyday i learn new things from either friends and family or just random people.

So here is the conversation thread below (the letter "B" is me talking)

im sleeping throught it
i have sevre narcolepsy

Brian-whats that

i take 60mg AdderallXR 2x a day
like no joke
i'm prollly 1 of very few that actually legally have to take it

B-i have no idea what that is
B-but hope you get well soon

if i don't i sleep day and night and become depressed as i cant physically wake up to go out or do anything
its when you sleep and can't wake up
Adderall is made made amphetamine

i think its stress too
you need a good massage

mine id time released for 12 hours and I take over the state max

to release all the negative energy
off your shoulders

no i pulled muscles when i fell
i wasnt drunk, i was falling asleep while walking
i'm a medium i always have negatuve energy
not mine thoough

well you need to stay home and not go out if your sleepy

duh but i want to have fun too

well we can have fun when i get back
your a beautiful, smart, intelligent girl dont get swaollowed into the addictive personality

i'll ptolly be in china

drugs are just a suppresant
when will you goto china

im not addicted only to asians

good

i will swallow you whole and spit you out

please dont make me stick your fingers up my ass

no my brain has a chemical embalance and requres balance
it dorsnt surpress anything, it makes me wake up
google severe narcpolepsy

i did
you need to surround yourself around more positive people
so that negative enerrgy doesnt pull you down

no. ok not going to talk to you. you ar being dumb now
its not about energy
its about me not being able to afford my $2,000 monthly medication
to saty aawake t meet people or hang out with people with negative energy\

would it be better if you went through insurance
maybe cheaper

yeah too bad no one covers me
duh ive alreaady thought of that

bad credit?

no
fuck off dude really you are being dumb

just trying to give suggestion evan
dont disrespect me like that

google it and find out if they give people with narco insurence cuz they dont

ive never been negative to you

im 29 yrs old

well i did not know that

you are saying dumb stuff

all of a sudden your attacking me for no reason

because you dont know

how is it dumb

so educate yourself before you talk to me about stuff like this
its annoying