WTF Fart Neutralizing Pads...... So i guess Passing gas on a date is tricky or when she excuses herself to the rest room or when you know she makes that funny face and you notice she moves around and cant sit still trying to clench her cheeks and hold it in. Absolutely absurd but who ever invented this product just made squeezing out a fart worry free. "Subtle Butt" is a disposable, "fart neutralizing" pad that is made with odor diffusing carbon that you slip into your undies when your digestive system is at a stage 10 fart terror attack level to potently stank up the room. The question is what about the loud fart guzzling any noises an explosion may make? In this case I guess you're just supposed hope and pray that your gas is the silent but deadly variety for this product to work.
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